An American is someone who is born in America, the United States to be exact. A Real American is someone who was born in the United States and follows a few specific rules.
A Real American must be
gun totin'
flag wavin'
Jesus praisin'
baby savin'
stereo typin'
border patrolin'
terrorist huntin'
marriage protectin'
knowledge fearin'
beer drinkin'
meat eatin'
gas guzzlin'
troop supportin'
and freedom lovin'.
Now many people will say to you, "I live in New York/San Francisco/etc., I am also a Real American." But they will be dead wrong. They don't subscribe the aforementioned rules. And that is the only way a person can be a Real American.
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